Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
(SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
Pearl:OK, here it comes...
Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
(Starts 22/9 (Sat.) 15:00 - 23/9 (Sun.) 15:00 I'm all about the RETRO style! vs I'm all about the MODERN style!)
Pearl:What's your style? Do you live for 80s rock and pixel art?
Marina:Or are you all about the latest tech and fashion trends?
Marina:...To be honest, I'm not even sure what the point of this question is.
Marina:I mean, why would anyone willingly choose the old over the new?
Pearl:ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO DISRESPECT THE CLASSICS RIGHT NOW?!
Marina:Look, I'm sure old stuff was all fine and good in its time, but times change.
Marina:Old fashions grow stale, and old tech is straight up obsolete.
Pearl:Please. Everything comes back in style eventually. It's all cyclical, b.
Pearl:And rackin' up high scores in Squid Junp was basically my whole childhood.
Pearl:I still sneak over to Inkopolis Plaza some days to play the old arcade machines.
Marina:Inkopolis Plaza? That place is a ghost town!
Marina:Haven't you ever heard the saying ''stay fresh''?
Marina:How you gonna stay fresh while wearing your grandma's bellbottoms?
Pearl:YOU LEAVE GAMGAM OUT OF THIS.
Marina:What about you at home? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
Pearl:Until next time...
2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!