Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
(SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
Pearl:OK, here it comes...
Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
(Starts 19/10 (Fri.) 15:00 - 21/10 (Sun.) 15:00 TRICK vs TREAT)
Marina:It's a worldwide Halloween Splatfest!
Pearl:In this corner... The spirit of mischief and lighthearted vandalism...
Marina:Versus the spirit of partying and eating copious amounts of candy...
Pearl:Uh... Hey, Marina.
Marina:What is it, Pea-
Pearl:The best part of Halloween is dressing up however you want and scaring people.
Pearl:Like last year, I dressed up as a mummified vampire.
Marina:Really? I thought you dressed up as a roll of toilet paper.
Pearl:Hey, speaking of toilet paper...
Pearl:Let's go TP Sheldon's house after work!
Marina:Chill out, Pearl. It's not even Halloween yet.
Marina:And besides, I'm not really into playing tricks.
Marina:I'd rather get together with friends and gorge myself on sweet treats!
Pearl:PLEASE don't tell me you still go trick or treating, Marina.
Pearl:Seriously?! YOU ARE A GROWN WOMAN.
Marina:The house down the street gives out KING-SIZE CANDY BARS!
Pearl:Aight, fair enough.
Pearl:By the way. Did you hear that this Splatfest is 48 hours long?
Marina:Yeah! And I heard they're going to decorate the Square and give out gear!
Pearl:It's time to decide. Are you Team Trick or Team Treat?
Marina:Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
Pearl:Until next time...
2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!