カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1271回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:HARE vs TORTOISE!(The Americas))
閉じる
閉じる

新しい記事を投稿しました。シェアして読者に伝えましょう

×

カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1271回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:HARE vs TORTOISE!(The Americas))

2019-04-10 22:00
    2人:第1271回始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
    Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
    (SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
    Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
    Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
    Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
    Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
    Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
    Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
    Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
    Pearl:OK, here it comes...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
    (Starts 4/19 (Fri.) 03:00PM - 4/21 (Sun.) 03:00PM HARE vs TORTOISE)
    Pearl:Spring has sprung!
    Marina:WORLDWIDE SPLATFEST INKOMING!
    Pearl:They're the blazing-fast rabbits who like to have fun along the way: Hares!
    Marina:Versus the slow and steady turtles who keep their eyes on the prize: Tortoises!
    Marina:Hey! These were the creatures they had on display at the Shellendorf Institute!
    Pearl:Yeah, the fossils of these "rabbits" were found along with an ancient fable...
    Marina:I don't remember the entire story, but doesn't the tortoise win in the end?
    Pearl:Yup. The rabbit's overconfident, so it takes a nap and ends up losing the race.
    Marina:So, I mean... It's right there in the fable. Tortoise is going to win the Splatfest.
    Pearl:Bahaha! You don't get it, Marina. History only exists so we can rewrite it!
    Pearl:The question is: who would win if the tortoise and the hare had a rematch?
    Marina:The tortoise. Haven't you ever heard the phrase "history repeats itself"?
    Pearl:Nah. The hare's learned from the pain of her last defeat. She's got this ON LOCK.
    Pearl:You don't need strategy if you believe in yourself! Don't think...just make moves!
    Marina:You wanna know what I think?
    Marina:Determination is more important than natural talent.
    Pearl:Ha! That's so like you, Rina. Always determined to lose.
    Marina:And that's so like you, Pearl. Starved for attention, yet full of yourself.
    Pearl:Ooh... Too shay!
    Marina:Uh... What? Did you jus--
    Pearl:Aight! Tortoise and the hare. REEEEEEE-MAAAATCH!
    Marina:OK, but I'm pretty sure you just said-
    Pearl:...So there you have it, folks. Head to the sign board in the plaza and VOTE!
    Marina:Hold up, Pearl! We've still got announcements to make!
    Pearl:Oh snap! That's right!
    Marina:First off, this is a 48-hour Splatfest. AND we've got special springtime gifts!
    Pearl:Including a new line of shoes designed by yours truly, Off the Hook!
    Marina:Pearl and I designed four pairs of shoes each. Enjoy!
    Pearl:Kicks for days! Wear a different shoe on each foot and double your fun!
    Marina:Uh....that's wildly against the rules.
    Pearl:And that's that! Head to the square and cast your vote!
    Marina:And after you vote, hit up the Equip screen and put on your Splatfest Tee!

    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!

    広告
    コメントを書く
    コメントをするには、
    ログインして下さい。