カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1292回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED:HARE vs TORTOISE!(USA,Global Splatfest))
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カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1292回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED:HARE vs TORTOISE!(USA,Global Splatfest))

2019-05-08 23:00
    2人:第1292回始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Marina! Before we announce the stages, why don't you share the breaking news?
    Marina:Breaking news? What did you break this time?
    (SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED)
    Pearl:I didn't break anything! I was talking about the Splatfest results!
    Marina:OOH! The Splatfest results are in!
    (Votes)
    Pearl:Aight, first let's see which team was the most popular.
    Marina:Let's find out!
    Pearl:Bada bada bada bada...
    Marina:Buda buda buda buda...
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    Votes Hare 43.79 - 56.21 Tortoise
    Pearl:Aw, man...
    Marina:Yesssssssss.
    Pearl:All right, all right, all right... Now for the part that matters.
    Marina:Yeah, popularity isn't everything.
    (Clout)
    Pearl:Lets see which team got the most clout in normal and pro matches.
    Marina:Please please pleeeeeease!
    Pearl:Bada bada bada bada...
    Marina:Buda buda buda buda...
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    Normal Hare 52.11 - 47.89 Tortoise
    Pro Hare 50.61 - 49.39 Tortoise
    Pearl:Are you kidding me?!
    Marina:Wow!
    (Results)
    Pearl:OK, y'all. it's time...
    Marina:The final results!
    Pearl:The winner of this Splatfest is...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Votes Hare 43.79 - 56.21 Tortoise
    Normal Hare 52.11 - 47.89 Tortoise
    Pro Hare 50.61 - 49.39 Tortoise
    Hare 2 - 1 Tortoise
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    (Hare Victory!)
    Pearl:Team Hare wins by a hair!
    Marina:...
    Pearl:Team Hare doesn't seem fair! Turtles need a clean pair! AYYYYY!
    Marina:Classy, Pearl.
    Marina:So I guess in the new version of the fable, the hare ends up winning...
    Pearl:Yup. It's time for a gritty reboot of the Tortoise and the Hare. THIS SUMMER...
    Marina:Dear cod...
    Pearl:The hare had just won the race. She was taking a victory lap, when suddenly...
    Marina:Suddenly what?!
    Pearl:Mysterious creatures emerge from the sea to threaten their peaceful village!
    Pearl:So the tortoise and the hare join forces to rescue their kidnapped friends!
    Marina:WHAT?! That's not a plot twist... it's a plot backside rodeo 1080!
    Pearl:Yeah, I'm gonna option the movie rights, so I gotta go big to attract investors!
    Pearl:Ooh! I need to start working on the soundtrack! You can do the cover art.
    Marina:Maybe take it one step at a time, Pearl. Slow and steady wins the... Oh.
    Marina:Maybe think about taking it one step at a time. Slow and steady wins the... OH.
    Pearl:If you played in the Splatfest, your Sea Snails are waiting for you!
    Marina:See you next Splatfest!
    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!

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