Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
(SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
Pearl:OK, here it comes...
Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
(Starts 5/17 (Fri.) 09:00PM - 5/18 (Sat.) 09:00PM TIME TRAVEL vs TELEPORTATION)
Pearl:Time for a super showdown!
Marina:What superpower would you rather have? Time travel or teleportation?
Pearl:Time travel. Without a doubt.
Pearl:When I had an awesome day, I could rewind to morning and do it all again.
Pearl:Pearl:And I've never really liked Tuesdays, so I could just straight up skip Tuesdays.
Pearl:I'd win every turf war by knowing what was gonna happen before it did.
Pearl:I'd splat my enemy, then go back in time and SPLAT THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!
Marina:Whoa. Chill, Pearl.
Pearl:And I guess I could go back and stop bad stuff from happening or whatever.
Marina:Now we're talking! Like what sort of bad stuff?
Pearl:Like if I lost a Splatfest, I could just go back in time and pick the other team.
Marina:You're not worried about changing the past and messing up the future?
Pearl:Nah. I'd only make good changes. Like giving cellphones to cavesquids.
Marina:Right. Well, I don't want to cause a time paradox, so I'd go with teleportation.
Marina:You could go anywhere anytime. Instantly.
Marina:Win any race. Flank any enemy. Get out of any situation.
Marina:Do you realize how much time we spend going from place to place?
Marina:Imagine a world where you're always where you want to be.
Marina:THAT'S the power of teleportation.
Pearl:Yeah, until a time traveler goes back in time and splats your grandma.
Marina:Well, I'd just teleport behind them and splat them before they could travel.
Pearl:Oh yeah?! Well I'd travel into the future and...buy a teleportation canceller!
Marina:I'd teleport to another planet before you came back.
Marina:What about you at home? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
Pearl:Until next time...
2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!