カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1306回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:TIME TRAVEL vs TELEPORTATION!(The Americas))
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カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1306回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:TIME TRAVEL vs TELEPORTATION!(The Americas))

2019-05-18 12:00
    2人:第1306回始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
    Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
    (SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
    Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
    Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
    Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
    Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
    Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
    Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
    Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
    Pearl:OK, here it comes...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
    (Starts 5/17 (Fri.) 09:00PM - 5/18 (Sat.) 09:00PM TIME TRAVEL vs TELEPORTATION)
    Pearl:Time for a super showdown!
    Marina:What superpower would you rather have? Time travel or teleportation?
    Pearl:Time travel. Without a doubt.
    Pearl:When I had an awesome day, I could rewind to morning and do it all again.
    Pearl:Pearl:And I've never really liked Tuesdays, so I could just straight up skip Tuesdays.
    Pearl:I'd win every turf war by knowing what was gonna happen before it did.
    Pearl:I'd splat my enemy, then go back in time and SPLAT THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!
    Marina:Whoa. Chill, Pearl.
    Pearl:And I guess I could go back and stop bad stuff from happening or whatever.
    Marina:Now we're talking! Like what sort of bad stuff?
    Pearl:Like if I lost a Splatfest, I could just go back in time and pick the other team.
    Marina:...
    Marina:Classy.
    Marina:You're not worried about changing the past and messing up the future?
    Pearl:Nah. I'd only make good changes. Like giving cellphones to cavesquids.
    Marina:Right. Well, I don't want to cause a time paradox, so I'd go with teleportation.
    Marina:You could go anywhere anytime. Instantly.
    Marina:Win any race. Flank any enemy. Get out of any situation.
    Marina:Do you realize how much time we spend going from place to place?
    Marina:Imagine a world where you're always where you want to be.
    Marina:THAT'S the power of teleportation.
    Pearl:Yeah, until a time traveler goes back in time and splats your grandma.
    Marina:Well, I'd just teleport behind them and splat them before they could travel.
    Pearl:Oh yeah?! Well I'd travel into the future and...buy a teleportation canceller!
    Marina:I'd teleport to another planet before you came back.
    Pearl:AAAAAAAARGH!
    Marina:What about you at home? Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!

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