カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1321回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:UNICORN vs NARWHAL!(USA))
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カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1321回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:UNICORN vs NARWHAL!(USA))

2019-06-15 12:43
    2人:第1321回始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
    Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
    (SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
    Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
    Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
    Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
    Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
    Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
    Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
    Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
    Pearl:OK, here it comes...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
    (Starts 6/14 (Fri.) 09:00PM - 6/15 (Sat.) 09:00PM UNICORN vs NARWHAL!)
    Pearl:Which creature is more majestic? The unicorn or the narwhal?
    Marina:Ooooooooh!
    Marina:What team are you going to pick, Pearl?
    Pearl:Team Unicorn, baby!
    Pearl:Unicorns are the most powerful beings in existence!
    Marina:Well, yeah. Except for the fact that they aren't real.
    Pearl:Yeah, well neither are narwhals.
    Marina:Uh... Narwhals are totally real.
    Pearl:BAHAHAHA! What?! You think narwhals are real?!
    Pearl:Like there are just whales with magical horns poking out of their heads?
    Pearl:HAHAHA! Are y'all hearing this right now?!
    Marina:No, seriously. My landlord is a narwhal.
    Marina:I talked to him yesterday when I dropped off my rent check.
    Marina:We got to talking about his horn, and it turns out it's actually a giant tooth!
    Marina:He said he brushes it with a toothbrush three times a day.
    Pearl:...
    Pearl:So narwhals have a giant...facetooth?
    Pearl:You're really committed to this fake narwhal thing.
    Marina:NARWHALS ARE REAL! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!
    Pearl:Yeah. OK, Marina. Have fun with your fake whale.
    Pearl:If you need me, I'll be flying on my unicorn through a million rainbows.
    Marina:I need to find a new job.
    Pearl:Which side are you on?! Head over to the Splatfest terminal and join a team!
    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!

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