Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
(SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
Pearl:OK, here it comes...
Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
(Starts 15/6 (Sat.) 16:00 - 16/6 (Sun.) 16:00 I'd rather be a KID! vs I'd rather be a GROWN-UP!)
Pearl:Yo, this one's a cinch! Would you rather be a carefree kid?
Marina:Or would you be a grown-up, free to do what you want, when you want?
Pearl:Marina, adulthood SUCKS. And I'm an adult, technically, so I know!
Pearl:You're not so free if you've gotta work a 9 to 5. Pearlie wanna PLAY. ALL. DAY!
Marina:There's more to being grown up than responsibilities! There are perks, too!
Marina:For example, if I want to have cake for breakfast, that's my right as an adult!
Pearl:Right, but when's the last time you legit DID that? Growing up makes you boring!
Marina:Oh yeah? Well, without an adult job, how could you afford those kicks?
Marina:Being financially independent and having disposable income is the absolute best!
Pearl:I, uh, saved my pocket money? Anyway, this is upsetting. I'm gonna go nap now.
Marina:Aw man, I remember naps...
Pearl:Hey now, don't be sad, 'Rina. Look, why don't we let our listeners settle this?
Marina:That's awfully mature of you, Pearl. We'll make a proper adult of you yet!
Pearl:You so much as try, I'm holding my breath 'til I burst, and that's a promise.
Pearl:Which one's got your vote? Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!
Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
Pearl:Until next time...
2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!