Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
(SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
Pearl:OK, here it comes...
Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
(Starts 7/18 (Thur.) 05:00AM - 7/21 (Sun.) 05:00AM CHAOS vs ORDER)
Pearl:The Splatocalypse is upon us!
Marina:AHHHHHHHHH! It's the final Splatfest! And it's worldwide!
Pearl:What kind of world do you wanna live in? A world of chaos? Or a world of order?
Pearl:The Splatfest gods really pulled out all the stops with this one!
Marina:That's for sure. Though who would ever wanna live in a world of chaos?
Pearl:Um, ME?! With chaos, you never know what'll happen next, which is AWESOME!
Marina:But think about it, Pearl! The world might fall apart! WE might fall apart.
Marina:There has to be balance in the world in order to prepare for the future!
Pearl:'Rina, do you remember why we started Off The Hook in the first place?
(BGM has Changed.)
Pearl:We were sick of hearing the same stale top-20 songs on repeat EVERY DAY.
Pearl:We promised we'd never stop shaking things up. That we'd never conform.
Marina:Yeah, but Pearl... Remember what YOU said when we first got together?
Marina:You said that our ink colors aren't special on their own.
Marina:That they don't become special until you mix them together to create new colors.
Marina:And that gave me hope during a dark time in my life.
Marina:Off the Hook means everything to me! It's all I have in this world...
Pearl:OK. OK. No need to get all dramatic.
Pearl:You have WAAAY more going for you than just Off The Hook.
Pearl:For one, the fans like you more than they like me. I've seen the internet.
Pearl:And all the other DJs worship you. Plus Eight and Cap'n Whatshisface.
Pearl:Aren't they part of your world too?
Marina:That's exactly the point though!
Marina:In a world of chaos, I might not ever get to see them again...
Pearl:Ugh... Why you always gotta take everything so seriously?
Marina:Look, I'm not saying nothing should ever change.
Marina:I just want to protect the balance I've found in my life.
Marina:Don't you think it's important to create a place we can all feel safe and secure?
Pearl:Not if it means living in a world where everything is predictable.
Pearl:It's not like I wanna watch the world burn. I just want it to change. Daily.
Marina:Yeah but...that could lead to Off the Hook breaking up!
Pearl:OH MY COD. I'm done talking...
Pearl:I hereby invoke Article 4 of Splatfest Law!
Pearl:That means the losing side has to accept the world the winning side wants.
Marina:NO... You wouldn't!
Pearl:I just did.
Marina:But if your side wins, what's going to happen to Inkopolis?!
Pearl:I'll figure it out during the Splatfest.
Pearl:And this Splatfest is 72 hours long, so you'd better think about it too, 'Rina.
Marina:Hooo... Oh wow. OK. I'm gonna start designing my perfect world.
Marina:You know... I was nervous at first, but this is actually gonna be really fun!
Pearl:That's the spirit! Plus there's gonna be special gear just for this Splatfest!
Marina:And since this is the last one... I'm designing an EXTRA special stage.
Pearl:...So there it is. Go vote for your side, and play like the world depends on it!
Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
Pearl:Until next time...
2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!