カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1363回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED:CHAOS vs ORDER!(Final Fest Results!))
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カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1363回(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED:CHAOS vs ORDER!(Final Fest Results!))

2019-08-06 20:40
    2人:第1363回始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Marina! Before we announce the stages, why don't you share the breaking news?
    Marina:Breaking news? What did you break this time?
    (SPLATFEST RESULTS IN, LI'L JUDD EXHAUSTED)
    Pearl:I didn't break anything! I was talking about the Splatfest results!
    Marina:OOH! The Splatfest results are in!
    (Votes)
    Pearl:Aight, first let's see which team was the most popular.
    Marina:Let's find out!
    Pearl:Bada bada bada bada...
    Marina:Buda buda buda buda...
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    Votes
    Chaos 58.05 - 41.95 Order
    Pearl:How about them apples, Marina?
    Marina:...
    Pearl:All right, all right, all right... Now for the part that matters.
    Marina:Yeah, popularity isn't everything.
    (Clout)
    Pearl:Lets see which team got the most clout in normal and pro matches.
    Marina:Please please pleeeeeease!
    Pearl:Bada bada bada bada...
    Marina:Buda buda buda buda...
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    Normal Chaos 51.39 - 48.61 Order
    Pro Chaos 50.34 - 49.66 Order
    Pearl:Are you kidding me?!
    Marina:Wow!
    (Results)
    Pearl:OK, y'all. it's time...
    Marina:The final results!
    Pearl:The winner of this Splatfest is...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Votes Chaos 58.05 - 41.95 Order
    Normal Chaos 51.39 - 48.61 Order
    Pro Chaos 50.34 - 49.66 Order
    Chaos 3 - 0 Order
    Pearl:BLAM!
    Marina:BUH-BAM!
    (Chaos Victory!)
    Pearl:CHAOS REIGNS!
    Marina:NOOOOOOOOO!
    Marina:INKOPOLIS IS DOOMED!
    Pearl:MUAHAHAHAHA!
    Pearl:It's time for everything to change...
    Pearl:And it starts with Off the Hook.
    Marina:...
    Pearl:Marina, these last few years have been amazing...
    Pearl:Easily the best years of my life.
    Pearl:But I can't shake the feeling that we're missing out on other experiences.
    Marina:Pearl. You don't have to do this.
    Pearl:Let me finish, Marina. I thought about this for the entire Splatfest.
    Pearl:And I've made up my mind.
    Marina:...
    Pearl:It's time for Off the Hook to break--
    Marina:NO! Don't say it!
    Pearl:It's time for Off the Hook to break... into new genres of music.
    Pearl:Flip hop. Cuddlecore. You name it! WE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
    Marina:WHAT?! So Off the Hook isn't breaking up?!
    Pearl:What?! HECK NO!
    Pearl:You and me are gonna rock the mic together until the end of time!
    Pearl:Or at least until I can get my solo career off the ground.
    Marina:...
    Pearl:BAHAHA! I'm just playin', Marina. You know I love you.
    Marina:Pearl... I... I...
    Marina:I'm so happy right now... *sob*
    Pearl:It's you and me against the universe, 'Rina!
    Pearl:Let's wake the sleepin' giants with our sloppy sonic science!
    Marina:*sniffle* Yeah... *sniffle*
    Marina:Let's bring our bumpin' beats to the oceans and the streets!
    Marina:Big ups to the fans for sticking with us through thick and thin.
    Pearl:And big ups to Team Chaos for sticking it to those orderly guppies!
    Pearl:Splatfests may be coming to an end, but Off the Hook is just getting started!
    Marina:If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!
    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!

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