カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1570回1/3(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:THE CHICKEN came first vs THE EGG came first!(The Americas,Global Revival Splatfest))
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カレンとケイスケとハルトの日常第1570回1/3(Pearl、Marina。SPLATFEST IN TOWN:THE CHICKEN came first vs THE EGG came first!(The Americas,Global Revival Splatfest))

2020-08-08 15:00
    2人:第1570回1/3始まるよ!
    Pearl:Y'all know what time it is!
    Marina:It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina! Tell the people the good news before we introduce the stages!
    Marina:Huh? Like, right now?! Um... What was the good news again?
    (SPLATFEST IN TOWN)
    Pearl:You know... The single most important celebration of our culture? The Spla-
    Marina:OOH! THE SPLATFEST!
    Pearl:Ding ding ding! We've got a Splatfest coming up quick!
    Marina:Splatfests always get my ink pumping! I've gotta get my gear ready!
    Pearl:Yo, Marina. What's the Splatfest theme this time?
    Marina:Haaaaah... I'm too nervous to look. You do it.
    Pearl:Fine. The Splatfest theme is... WHAT?!
    Marina:What is it, Pearlie? What's the theme?! TELL MEEEEE!
    Pearl:OK, here it comes...
    Marina:*gulp*
    Pearl:The Splatfest theme is...
    (Open from 8/22 (Sat.) 07:00AM - 8/24 (Mon.) 07:00AM THE CHICKEN came first vs THE EGG came first!)
    Pearl:WE 'BOUT TO GET ALL PHILISOLOPHICAL UP IN THIS!
    Marina:Which do you think came first? The chicken or the egg?
    Pearl:Obviously the chicken had to come first, cuz who else could have laid the egg?
    Marina:But where did that chicken come from? An egg, which means the egg came first.
    Pearl:OK, but why does that egg even exist? That's right. A CHICKEN!
    Marina:I know! Why don't we go ask a chicken? OH WAIT. The chicken is still in the egg!
    Pearl:That's too bad. Maybe we can ask the egg's mom instead.
    Pearl:Hmm... Who's the egg's mom? OH, RIGHT—IT'S A FLIPPIN' CHICKEN!
    Marina:Yeah, I bet that mom chicken has wanted kids ever since she was an egg.
    Pearl:Ha! Yeah, but whose...grandma laid the egg...uh...that had the mom inside it?
    Pearl:Wait... Which side am I on?
    2人:HAHAHA!
    Marina:It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie.
    2人:...
    Pearl:Head to the Splatfest terminal and pick the side you're programmed to choose!
    Pearl:And that's all the time we've got!
    Pearl:Until next time...
    2人:Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
    2人:次回もよろしくね!!!


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